Yesterday, for the first time, Grip tried to pee on me.
We were at the hospital for his routine two day follow-up. He was naked on the bed and I was at the sink. I heard the nurse say, “oh, look at that!” and turned, expecting to see a cute facial expression or something. Instead I spotted a 5+ foot stream of fluid arcing towards me. I yelped and danced back away from it, which naturally piqued Grip’s interest, so he tried to stretch back and look at me, which sent his pee stream chasing after me in the same direction. I had been cornered — in fact, I had been liberally sprinkled — when the hose finally ran out of juice.
My boy can pee farther than your boy!!!